What’s the Question

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Clearly there is life in the universe since there’s life on the planet Earth

So the big question for today:

Is there life on another planet some where far far away?

I personally believe anyone who discounts the possibility of life on other planets is an idiot. There are countless stars out there with billions of planets and to believe life can only exist on one of them (our mundane little Earth) is arrogant to say the least.

Even if life is a billion to one shot with so many planets out there the universe is going to be teaming with life, just a matter of time before we can detect it. Which brings me to a story in the NY Times:

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What’s the top 10 things women do that are unattractive?

Sorry ladies, but it has to be said:

Smoking (that must go for men too)
Excessive black eye shadow, too much makeup in general
Clunky shoes with big, fat soles
Unnatural hair colors (blue, green, pink, red etc)
Large tattoos
The Goth look
Pierced eyelids, pierced lip, more than a couple piercings in an ear
Tanning too much (orange leather skin is not a good look!)
Collagen lips (Why!)
Boob jobs that are too big and look like they could be used as a life preserver!

If you are a hot untanned, tattoo/pierced free, small lipped, small breasted, natural hair colored woman with out the face paint on and NOT completely dressed in black with small shoes please contact me for a date care of….

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