1. Go out in the sun if that doesn’t kill you or you don’t catch on fire then you are not a real Vampire.
2. Eat food such as garlic, herbs and holy water if you can eat theses things without pain then you are not a Vampire.
3. Check your reflection in a mirror if you have one you are not a Vampire.
4. Try holding a crucifix this should burn, if not you are not a Vampire.
5. If your unable to eat anything but human blood you are a Vampire.
PS: if you are a Vampire tell NO one 
Kiss of a Vampire
63 responses to How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
How do you know you are a vampire?
imreally confused i honestly do think im a vampire because apparently if you have red hair and blue eyes and pale skin you are a vampire, also i can see in the dark its really hard for me to go to sleep i usally sleep with my eyes open which is ockward and i have drank blood before and i was addicted help!!!
How do you know you are a vampire?
i have pale skin too and once i drank some blood and was just so addicted to it and its so hard for me to sleep at night but i have another thing sometimes my eyes flash yellow and purple
How do you know you are a vampire?
but also with me still i hang upside down alot too
I'm a Real Live Vampire
I live in PA AND I FOUND OUT THAT I WAS A VAMPIRE..IM ALWAYS UP AT NIGHT AND I LOVE BLOOD !!..I TRY NOT 2 GO OUT AND BITE EVERYONE I SEE..ESPECIALLY DURRING THE FULL MOON !!!
I'm a Real Live Vampire
ME TOO..I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT UR SAYING..U EVEN FEEL LIKE LETTING ALL OF UR VAMP OUT WHEN U STARE AT THE MOON RIGHT ????
vampires
ihave the same things happen to me i can hardly sleep and i can run5 miles in 10 minutes its crazy.
well some of you are wrong
i know real vampire’s and that list is taken off a film because they are not dead!!! they can go in to the sun but i hurts their eyes and gives them migraine, they have pale skin and their eyes wow they have a dark ring round the iris and a orange/red or yellow ring round the pupil and their eyes can change colour. they do not fly but have very quick reflexes and have better sight and hearing then us and they can be physiclly and mentally strong.. they drink blood but can have normal food and drink too they also dont always have fangs and they can eat garlic and water does nothing to them its like it is to us. and they do have a reflection and they can drink animal blood to and crosses do not harm them… and they do not tell the world about it the are secretive about it u could pass one walking home late one night or on a cloudy day and would not know… i only know because ive been a blood donor for one i meet i lived next door to him and he jked he needed a blood donor as he does not kill people well i thought he was joking because id said i was bout to give blood at the hospital and he came out with that so i did it for him one day
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
Real Vampires are NOT DEAD
Your wrong.
All wrong,
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Your just talking about the ‘steotyped’ vampire.
real vampires CAN go in the sun,
and eat garlic, Vampires are NOT DEAD so they can eat it without dying.
and everything has a reflection/
I am a vampire
I am a vampire and All those things are lies.
Vampire's aren't real you freaks
omg how pathetick are you, you just want attention toward yourself how pathetick can you get
your not a vampire they arent real you freak
I’m a vampire, I drink blood = Time to Grow Up
Omg u ppl r just wasting ur lifes. How old r u all 9. God ur
right deren there pathetic. “I’m a vampire, I drink blood” what a load of bullcrap
Vampires are real, they exist
oh realy well can u prove there are no vampires?
or do u just dont want to believe it so dont insult other ppl.
maybe ur the one who is wrong.
he is DEAD WRONG !!!
“I AM A VAMPIRE” AND HE IS WRONG…HE CANT PROOVE IT…THOSE PEOPLE ARE JUST SCARED OF VAMPS…!!
Prove Vampires Exist
Oh come on if vampires were real we would know about them. The idea of a strange man going around killing people and draining peoples blood is just pathetic.
You could say anything is real if your only arguement is noboyd has proved they don’t. for example i could say there is such a thing as a HubbaBubba monster. Don’t you believe me fine prove it doesn’t exist.
How would you know someone is a vampire?
How would even know someone is a vampire… you have no proof to saying that vampires aren’t real. Maybe the government knows these things, but of coarse they won’t tell anyone…
Vampires are real, but I don't want to be a vampire, that would suck :-)
OMG guys look i think vampires are real but im sure im not one i dnt realy want to be one any way well but if they are true thts kl but i really dnt no y youz are having a fight over vampires lol
Vampire's aren't real you idiots
ok for all u idiots out there vampires are not real gosh if u think they are real ur an idiot.
Flying sheep are the problem, not vampires
wah da hell r u on abwt… forget the bloody vampires its all bout the flying sheep. Yh man welll tek u all out
Spawn of the Devil
wat are u on about vampiers and fying sheep its all about being posest by the devil im am his child
Vampires Lovers are all Going to HELL!!
HOW DARE YOU ALL!!!! THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS OF ANY OF THAT… YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED… BTw UR ALL GOING TO HELL…
accept sharon ur a gud girl. AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE UP THIS NONSENSE ABOUT MY CREATURES
ur not a vampire im count dracula
VAMPIRES ARE REAL
VAMPIRES ARE REAL AND U CANT SAY THAT THEY ARENT!!! ppl have their opinions and my opnion is that all demons angels vampires werewoles ect. r real u just dont wanna believe it!! stop judging ppl about their belifs if they believe they r a vampire then they can its thier life and u cant tell them how to live it!!
EXACTLY!
this question is simply WTF? is the poster retarded? hilarious
a very special witch told me… she knows this thing that im not saying without her permission, but u have to calculate something and if the #s are right then ur either a vampire, werewolf, witch, or a human (by birth). im a vampire by the way!
im a vampire! theres a way you can tell
OMG. TO EVERYONE…VAMPIRES ARE REAL BECAUSE THEY ARE IN THE BIBLE. IF YOU DON’T READ THE BIBLE. THEN YOU MUST NOT BLIEVE IN GOD OR JUST THINK ITS BORING.. I PERSONALLY BLIEVE IN ALL THE CREATURES IN THE BIBLE AND SINCE THAT INCLUDES VAMPIRES,THEY ARE REAL!!! IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE THEN SHUT YOUR TRAP NO NEED TO ARGUE LIKE WE’RE ALL 5 YEAR OLDS!
they are nit in the bible what bible do u read and if they are, where??
OMG this is just too funny. im a vampire. im a ghost
and im GOD :S lol. i don’t really care about peoples beliefs vampires are a load of rubbish lmao get a grip people what is wrong with you??? and as for the bible.. seriously you read it lol thats weird all by its self. sure i know christians read it but i couldn’t. anyway where in the bible does it mention creatures drinking blood -apart from jesus at the last supper- 
seriously guys its time to grow up. THERES NO SUCH THING AS VAMPIRES
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
People can believe what they want to believe. so these idiots who are making nasty comments are bully types who fear the unusual. i personally wish i was a real vampire although many of my tendancies are borderline vampiresque i fear that it will never happen look in the history books people if its in there its real everyone has an opinion.
i am a vampire. but i dont go out and kill people and i dont drink blood. when i go out in the sun light i get headaches and my eyes burn sometimes i need to close them are have sun glasses on. my skin is pale.and i am 32 and every one thinks i am 18.i have more energy at night then i do durring the day. i wanna be in a small room and sleep.if i dont get any of that i am very cranky.if i am out in the sun i close my eyes.and i burn easy then most people can.and when snow is around it sparkles when i am around.and i think i glow and i think some people can see that off of me.i dont like being around crowds@.i never go in to places are peoles homes unless i am invited!i think some people know who i am and they wont approach me are they act scared to talk to me. i think in my eyes they see it as well.they are different to other people.people who know me sometimes dont pick up on it but my eyes well change and people see that.and my nailes are clear like glass and they are strong and they grow fast even when i cut them.i realy cant stand the sun at all. i prey on certain people. but i dont do anything.i do attend to travel i have the feeling to do it. i run fast for y age, i heal pretty quick specialey if i cut my self.other then that the sun bothers me i stay in ide with the windows coverd. i dont like seeing the sun at all. i am fine at night. so what dose that tell u?
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
u think we are pathetic. ur dead wrong. u guys dont have to beleive in us. we are real. believe it or not. we arent what people think. we arent harmful. we dont get a thrill out of hurting humans. we hate hurting u guys. we are like u. ur like us. only difference is we have a desire for blood. weather it be human or animal. all this stuff talking about we cant see a reflextion or we cant be in the sun. its not true. same with the whole “oh a vampire bit me now im gunna be one. thts not how u turn to a vampire. it takes more steps and is dangerous and posibly deadly to both the vampire and the human. im not getting into details. ive said too much already. do ur research on us before accusing that we dont exsist.
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
Twilight Vampires got It wrong : I'm a Vampire
I should start out, Twilight : fake facts i like the book and all but they got all the facts wrong. My dad left once he got my mom pregnant. I recently descovered (by research) that i have also been a vampire or at least part if thats posible. still reasearching. i have all the symptoms always have. Never knew wat they meant til now. either way i have always since ,i can remeber, been fascinated by vampires. my mom always said that i like vampires so much ima turn into one. hmm…..did she know the truth about my dad? did my dad even know who he was. probobly. anyways for all those non believers if you dont believe….why are you comenting at all on ths post?
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
Hey, If I like to bite other people and have bad migranes in the sun am I a VAMPIRE?
The truth about real vampires
this is all fake people vampires dont die in the sun or sparkle the suns light hurts our eyes and we get headache holy water doesnt hurt us because holy water is glorified water…and holding a piece of wood doesnt hurt us either we dont lie in graves and we arent dead we are simply creatures that take human form…we dont have fangs that “grow out” and if you are vampire you should always follow the true code (if your not a vampire or werewolf or sea creature etc. then you dont know the rule than your just a frad)
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
lmaoo some people need to put down twilight and go get thereselves checked out. im serious now i love vampires. the sotries such as dracula are really cool and i like to fantasise about them being real but sadly their not. so its time we all grow up
OMG ppl i am a vampire i am 1,059,482 i was born before George Washington for crying out loud.If you want to see me come at 9:00 p.m i have blond hair,red eyes.3 inch long fangs,and all the crap like vampires can’t drink holy water and crosses and a stake will kill me think again.
I am confused
I believe I’m a vampire. I’ve looked it up so many times. The reason I believe this is, that I have no recollection of my past, I tend to have physic abilities like seeing the future. I like blood, but not much of an addiction to it, and I hate the sun. I’m more of a night person, not mourning. These other reasons named are just stereotypical.
Vampires do exists, vampires are real
Okay, first of all. vampires do exist. This stuff is all lies. Vampires can go out into the sunlight they just sparkle. They can get around garlic it dont bother them. They cant eat human food because their body only accepts blood. Their very smart. All vampires are fast and some are faster than others. Once a human being has been turned into a vampire they turn very very beautiful for some odd reason. Most vampires dont have fangs just really straight teeth. The first 7 months to a year a vampires eyes turn red then to goldish brown. Vampires do have a reflection and can be seen in pictures… VAMPIRES DO EXIST!!!
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
Someone has been watching/reading to much twilight.
Dammit vampires are real, they’re just people with rather long canine teeth and have a mental habit to “crave” blood. End of the fucking argument!
I Love Vampires
I believe vampires are real.
But everyone has there own right
To there own opinions. I love vampire!
They do exist believe it or not!! Accept it!
I would love to be one though one day!!
How To Become a Vampire
Here is How To Become a Vampire…
The most common way to become a vampire is to die from a vampire bite.
The kiss of a vampire is the vampire’s method of perpetuating its kind, and those rising from the dead to become vampires are subject to the will of the vampire that originally bit them, the vampire master.
The bite of the vampire is normally detected as two small but swollen puncture wounds often referred to as “the Seal of Dracula”. Most vampires prefer to attack victims of the opposite sex.
Vampires do not necessarily kill their victims during a blood feed, they need a relatively small amount of blood daily from their victims. Being evil, most vampires take pleasure in killing their victims, justifying their act by the desire to remain secret or to save their victim’s soul from being damned.
If the victim is not killed, they will turn into a vampire within 2 to 7 days. The vampire master will initiate the newborn vampire until they can survive by themself. The victim must drink the blood of the vampire. This is the act that van Helsing calls “The vampire’s baptism of blood” Once the victim has swallowed the vampire blood, the victim dies to be reborn as vampire.
The victim is under the mental domination of the master vampire and can only exert an independent will during the daylight hours or when the master vampire consciously releases their control. Only the death of the master vampire can free the victim from its curse and only if they have not killed to sustain his blood feed.
Master Vampire
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
Vampires are real!
Im not blaming anybody as quite a few ppl said every1 has their own beliefs and stuff but if i want to believe in them i can it is my life and i choose wat i want to do with it so dont jude ppl by their personality.:)
Peoples opinion and mine: they are real, simple as.
Well I am very sure that I’m a vampire, not to think it’s cool but I’m pretty sure:
My emotions are much stronger same with my hormones
I can’t stay in the same room with someone who is bleeding otherwise I wouldn’t be able to help myself
I have been the strongest and fastest person since I can remember
I have a high tolerance to alcohol
I have a dark ring around my iris and a yellowish greeny ring around my pupil
I can’t get enough of medium rare meat
I can hardly sleep in my room because that’s when I’m most active
I can easily see in the darkest of dark rooms when all other people can’t see a thing
I can hear a whisper from the otherside of a big room
I can sleep as much as I want and still not get rid of the bags under my eyes no matter how much I try
I don’t tan I just burn
I have different things that I can do
I don’t go to church
People don’t talk to me because they’re scared and most people just don’t approach me
I can sense peoples feelings that are close to me etc
I used to be scared of all of thisbut now I’m used to it and unfortunately no one knows what I’m going through
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
Also I find it easy not to breathe for a long period of time
I can slow my heart rate right down
And when in the sun I get migranes and feel like burning andy eyes start to sting
I can eat for as long as I want and it still wouldn’t satisfy my hunger
I find it easy not to blink for a long time
Theres a new vampire barbie in town
Hai im looking for a hot guy hows gonna be my vampire master you know the dude gals dream about and please no muscle otherwise i wont be motivated to learn be more like logan on big time rush can u do that thanks:D
vampire
2 more days then i will be a vampire
almost a vampire
but almost there
you people don’t belive of vampires they are real i’m turning in to one
really i’m turning to a vampire and i read minds and drink blood and fly and run super fast that’s the vampire i’m turning into
she is seriris
i’m really turning into one if you don’t belive me i’ll drink your blood really seiris
i love vampires
i love vampires because i’m one and i’m driving crazy about blood
A VAMIRE
i’m a vampire i will not tell any one if you read this i will suck your blood i fly i run super fast and i hate water sun and garlic
Oh pa-lee-zz!! i am a vampire, my mom even told me and we can drink other things but blood, i personally dont like it, i dont really eat, but we can go out in the sun too without sparkeling!!
DUDE U CANT FIND ME
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tomorrow vampire
after tomorrow i will be a vampire don’t read this
driving crazy
i’m a vampire belive me if not. i will kill you! i’m driving crazy about b l o o d blood i’m a magicil vampire hahahaha. i’m great! i love vampires because i’m one ok i know kung fu
You are all crazy
Maybe vampires do exist or maybe they don’t neither side can prove each other wrong. Everyone please stop fighting. If you want to believe thats your choice but if you are going to try to bully these people because you don’t believe you are honestly the most pathetic person ever…
im a vampire
i did a spell last month and now i have fangs im not lieing i dont lie!!!! but in kinda scared. i have smell blood already (smells pretty good) and i have drank blood. ( i fell off my bike) but idk if i am a real vampire. cos in the sun i dont burn im already really pail.pleazz help!!!!!
Im a Vampire
Guys, Really do you think if you were a real vampire, why are you posting it on websites exacley? Im Poppy and i at least know what a vampire is and Vampires dont tell anyone. There cold blooded and they stay hidden so whoever they may prey on doesn’t suspect and see them and they only hunt after midnight, Its only time when your not with your friends. Sun burns them because they have different cells to us. There cells have a reaction to the sunlight because they are dead.They are dramatically buiterful and pale and cold as ice, They are buiterful so they can attract there Prey. Lets get to the point. Stop joking. They are real. A man warned people on a news paper, he was Jamie Sturloon and 2 days he was murdered. How he died? His neck was torn open with a human mouth bite. He was the one who knew about all this and wanted to help us be four we all become blood sucking creatures. So im warning now. Dont fall for them. They are clever than you think…
How do you tell if you are a Vampire?
DUDE VAMPIRES R SO NOT REAL
PLEASE IF THEY R REAL I WOULD SEE THEM ALL THE TIME MOST VAMPS ORINATE IN EUROPE I LIVE I EUROPE I DONT SEE ANY AT ALL NO KILLING NO STRANGE PEOPLE STAKING ME OR ANYTHING PEOPLE IN GERMANY DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL WE THINKS NO OFFENCE AMERICANS MAKE THESE STORIES UP TO GET ATTETION FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES GROW UP GEEZZ
OH AND DO NOT THINK JUST BECAUSE U CANT GO IN THE SUN MEANS UR A VAMP OK
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