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1. Run around in circles, scream, be sure to somehow wet yourself.
2. If this doesn’t work, eat the gorilla’s face, this is not suggested however, because it tastes like Taco-Bell (it needs salt).
3. If that doesn’t work yell, “SAVE ME SPIDERMAN!”
4. If that doesn’t work…. good luck.
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